One day a farmer went to the vet. He said to the vet, "My sowes (female pigs) aren't getting pregnant." The docter replies, "Your going to have to artificially inseminate them." The farmer thinks to himself 'That sounds kind of sick' then says to the vet, "How will I be able to tell if they are pregnant?"
"Well," the docter says, "If they are pregnant they will be laying on the grass, and if they aren't pregnant they will be playing in the mud." So, the farmer goes home and thinks about it.
On thursday night he loaded the piggies up in the truck, drives them out to the forest and screws all the piggies. When he woke up in the morning he looks out the window and sees all the piggies playing in the mud. On friday night he loads up all the piggies in his truck, takes them out to the forest and screws them all over again.
The next morning he looks out his window to see all the piggies playing in the mud. So he thinks to himself 'this isn't fair'. Then, early that morning he loads the piggies up in the truck, takes them to the forest and screws them all day long. When he wakes up the next morning he can't even move because he's so sore.
He asks his wife, "look out the window and tell me if the piggies are playing in the mud"
"Nooo..." she replied.
"Are they laying in the grass??!!" he asks.
"Noooooo....."
"Then what the hell are they doing??!!"
"There all loaded up in the truck, and one's honkin the horn!"
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