i had an intimate moment with my cell phone tonight. i was talking on it while eating a burrito for dinner and the phone leaped! it landed right into a pile of guacamole. i yelled into the phone, "i have to call you back, there was a phone incident," and then i proceeded to lick the guac off my phone ever so gently... until it ZAPPED me and VIBRATED! yikes!
ok, so, mental note... use a wet paper towel to clean off your cell phone, not your tounge.