THE ANNIVERSARY GIFT...
George was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary, and Judy was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that when I step on it, will go from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds."
The next morning, George got up early and left for work. When Judy woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
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